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It's no secret that I think white carpet was a dumb invention. But, installing it anywhere that has a chance to come in contact with children is borderline insanity. Putting it in a house with 4 children -- just plain stupid. (It's a good thing I had nothing to do with this decision or I would have no one to blame by myself.)
How was I supposed to know that in 23-month-old language, "Mommy, back hurts," translates to: "Mom, you better get ready. Any minute now, that-hot-chocolate-you-gave-me-for-breakfast-is-going-to-come-spewing-forth-from-my-mouth. It-will-not-only-cover-me-and-you-but-the-spatter-will-be-found-within-a-10-mile-radius-for-the-next-10-years!"
The rest of the pictures say enough.
Oh - and you can ignore my flaring nostrils. I am certain I was just taking deep, cleansing breaths!
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