"Just a Widdle Bit"

I should own stock in Vaseline. 

Kenzie, like all my girls, loves to have "bootiful wips." 

Because I can't go anywhere without chapstick, she knows that all she has to do is reach into my pocket and she'll find her treasure.

Of course, we always have the same conversation:

Kenzie: "Widdle bit?"

Me: "Yes, just a little bit."

You'll notice from the globs hanging from her lips how she defines, "widdle bit."

I've started buying 3-4 tubes at a time.